Doodle Tag :) 365 Day Challenge
ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

solitarysilhouette:

lipstickstainedlove:

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by James TattooArt.

H O W

So
Neat

lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

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godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

twenty5cent:

guy:

iconic

if it’s a random number then why is the number saved as marco?

cakesandfail:

youwillneverjustbeablipintime:

whoever

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invented

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waistcoats

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seriously

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thank

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you

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It was this guy:

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Charles II, huge royal babe and 17th-century fashion icon.

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j-jocosplay:


Preach It!

THANK YOU MONTY AND THANK YOU aeryi FOR SUBMITTING THIS TO ME!
This is very important! Please take note!

j-jocosplay:

Preach It!

THANK YOU MONTY AND THANK YOU aeryi FOR SUBMITTING THIS TO ME!

This is very important! Please take note!

Hall H Queue

othere celebs: they are waiting since yesterday afternoon?! why do they do that to themselves?!?!
misha: i could bring them coffee

http://mishpala.tumblr.com/post/93012772412/tttalkabouttheweather-omg-i-just-met-jared

tttalkabouttheweather:

OMG I just met Jared Padalecki because he came to our tents where we are waiting for the panel tomorrow and he was shushing everyone so people could sleep and said ” don’t wake anyone up, I just wanted to say hi” and i was like four feet from him but I’m a wuss so I…

http://mishpala.tumblr.com/post/93012772412/tttalkabouttheweather-omg-i-just-met-jared

tttalkabouttheweather:

OMG I just met Jared Padalecki because he came to our tents where we are waiting for the panel tomorrow and he was shushing everyone so people could sleep and said ” don’t wake anyone up, I just wanted to say hi” and i was like four feet from him but I’m a wuss so I…

florels:

skiens:

wtf you mean real women have curves? all women are real women

THIS IS IMPORTANT

m0ntar:

Nick put this nice little timeline up on their website.

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